January 2012
52 posts
1 tag
beeznaught:
When you know your going to hurt the other persons heart, would you rather get 5 shots to the chest? Or one to the head? None of that lead em on bullshit
If you lose effort, I lose interest.
Fuck YOLO, Hakuna Matata is the motto nigga
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vyhoang:
The categories are so lame.
If you tell me to vote for you, I won’t vote for you.
Actually, I don’t even want to vote.
I just want to shoot everyone in the face.
me: hey darlin welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants ...this is not a fucking game.
Anonymous asked: you have agirl dont you
Anonymous asked: your new girl im better then her
Anonymous asked: I feel it bro.
Anonymous asked: lol, shady. who was it? hint.
Anonymous asked: how many girls have you really loved?
Anonymous asked: why her? im better
Reblog if you owe Him big time.
I don't hate you, I hate what you've became.
